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Our Fearless Leader

April 12th, 2017 by Michael Tabor

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Everyone knows (especially if you pull the transcripts from his rallies) that President Trump’s command of the English language is at a “tremendously” impoverished level (Can you imagine the profound intellectual conversations he has with Melania?)  I just pulled this off twitter:

New studies show that Trump’s depth and breadth of vocabulary knowledge and reading comprehension is below that of a 6th grader.

 

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POTUS is a Carnival Barker – Sit Back and Enjoy the Freak Show

April 9th, 2017 by Michael Tabor

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I was listening to a Sam Harris podcast and he said something that is probably the absolute truth. Paraphrase – “If Trump were perhaps  1/10 as bad as he really is, we the people would simply not tolerate it and he would be impeached. The reasoning behind a statement like this is that anyone of his ridiculous remarks would be nakedly conspicuous if he weren’t in reality 10 TIMES crazier, obscenely incompetent, out of touch with reality and just clearly severely mentally ill. The public now it seems has literally become jaded with his lies, clownish bluster, and empty vacuous remarks. For example he basically recently stated that if China doesn’t do anything about N.Korea, we the United States will take care of it i.e. declare war against them. But, because Trump is such a delusional imbecile, nobody really takes what he says seriously because everything that comes out of his mouth is nonsensical drivel. As Sam Harris says everything that comes out of his stupid mouth is just a “blizzard of inanity”.  The POTUS is literally a joke.

Just think about it – The President of the United States talks about using nuclear weapons against a nation state in the same breath as when he’s criticizing Meryl Streep or Snoop Dog or the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger has low ratings on The Apprentice. But, the theory goes, because he’s consistently bonkers it’s all par for the course. What an absolute embarrassment. WhaDaYaThink? What do you think?

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Splitting the Atom

April 9th, 2017 by Michael Tabor

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This is one of the most haunting clips I’ve ever seen. Oppenheimer, head of the Manhattan Project and the making of the atom bomb. “I am become death, the destroyer of worlds”. When I saw this clip I couldn’t help but think about our current situation and AGI. Unintended consequences of progress. It’s not exactly the same (we knew what we were doing…it was a race – a necessary evil. We thought the Nazis were much further along, but the absolute malevolence of Man)

This is an absolutely must-see clip:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb13ynu3Iac

The absolute sadness and regret of it all!

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Legacy

April 7th, 2017 by Magdalena Tabor

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She promised the box

Full of blue and white china

And says, in effect,

This is my legacy.

 

 

I imagine us

Arranging the bits and pieces

Of her storied life

On empty shelves,

Spelling out the chipped

And imperfect syllables

Of broken English

In cups and saucers.

 

 

But now she asks if I mind

Handing the box to Nina instead.

But if she has to ask, I reason,

Then the Legacy must

Be hers.

And the disappointment

Mine.

 

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The Judeo-Christian god is a Brutal Evil Monster!

April 7th, 2017 by Michael Tabor

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I just don’t know how anyone can possibly approve of this type of absolutely DEMONIC behavior from a supposedly benevolent god.

This is written in an informal colloquial style – but is it not all true? Look it up yourself. Tell me where I’m wrong?

I just don’t get it – at all. WhaDaYaThink? What do you think? And if you think Jesus was the “sunshine god” who softened “daddy” – WRONG! As bad and sadistic as dad was, he never threatened eternal fiery damnation for disobeying him like his son did. Jesus threatened to send you to a fiery pit of hell forever and ever and ever and ever… for simply having a lustful THOUGHT – not even acting out on such an impulse. I’ve always maintained that the path to disavowing Christianity and Judaism is to just read the bible – the whole thing from Genesis to Revelation.

 

Below I’ve cut and paste and shared these 12 crazy stories from “the divine text” in sort of common man lingo (I think it’s effective) This was written by someone just as bewildered by the malevolent insane Judeo-Christian god as I am.

12 Craziest, Most Awful Things God Did in the Old Testament

God was a bit of a hellraiser before Jesus softened him up.

By Rob Bricken / i09 February 26, 2014

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Before Jesus arrived and his divine father chilled out, the Old Testament God was, ironically, kind of a hellraiser. He was not a nice guy. He really liked killing people. And he may have actually been insane, if his willingness to randomly murder devout worshippers like Moses was any indication. Here are the 12 craziest, most awful things God did in the Old Testament, back before that wacked-out hippie Jesus softened him up.

1) Sending Bears to Murder Children

So a guy named Eliseus was traveling to Bethel when a bunch of kids popped up and made fun of him for being bald. That had to suck, and you can’t blame Eliseus for being pissed and cursing them to God. But God had Eliseus’ back, by which I mean he sent two bears to maul 42 of these kids to death. For making fun of a bald dude. I have to think Eliseus was looking for something along the lines of a spanking, or maybe the poetic justice of having the kids go bald, but nope, God went straight for the bear murder. But on the plus side, that pile of 40+ children’s corpses never made fun of anybody again. (4 Kings 2:23-24)

2) Turning Lot’s Wife to Salt

Most folks know about the story of Sodom and Gomorrah, two cities of sin God decided to kill everyone in instead of, you know, making them not full of sin. But this was a town that, when two angels were staying at Lot’s place, gathered en masse and asked if they could rape them. I repeat: They wanted to rape angels. So they kind of had their destruction coming. Lot and his family were sent from the city before things went down, and Lot’s wife looked back, and God turned her into a pillar of salt. It’s generally understood that Lot’s wife was looking back in a wistful kind of way at her angel-raping hometown, but the fact is there’s nothing in the Bible to suggest this. Nor was Lot’s family warned about looking back. Maybe Lot’s wife wanted to see Sodom and Gomorrah get what was coming to it. Maybe she was thinking wistfully of the things she had to leave behind. Maybe she wondered if she had left the oven on. We’ll never know, because God turned her into seasoning for breaking a rule she didn’t know existed. (Genesis 19:26)

3) Hating Ugly People

In what should be good news for intolerant religious conservatives, God really does hate people who are different from the norm. Of course, God isn’t as worried about skin color or sexual orientation as he is about whether you’re ugly or not. Because if you’re ugly, you can just go worship some other god, okay? (Even though God will punish you if you do and also they don’t exist.) Here’s the people God does not want coming into his churches: People with blemishes, blind people, the lame, those with flat noses, dwarves, people with scurvy, people with bad eyes, people with bad skin, and those that “hath their stones broken.” Given that God is technically responsible for giving people all of these afflictions in the first place, this is an enormous dick move. (Leviticus 21:17-24)

4) Trying to Kill Moses

In terms of people who God likes, you’d think Moses would be pretty high up on the list, right? I mean, God appointed him to lead the Jews out of Egypt, parted the Red Sea for him, and even picked him to receive the 10 Commandments, right? Yet this didn’t stop God from trying to kill Moses when he ran into him at “a lodging place.” There is literally no explanation given in the Bible for God’s decision to murder one of his chief supporters. The line is “At a lodging place on the way, the Lord met Moses and was about to kill him.” The only sensible explanation for this is that God was drunk out of his mind and looking for a bar fight, and you better hope that’s correct because the alternative is that God’s a psychopath. How was God stopped from murdering his #1 fan? “But [Moses’ wife] Zipporah took a flint knife, cut off her son’s foreskin and touched Moses’ feet with it … So the Lord let him alone.” Either the sight of a very unexpected circumcision sobered God up quickly, or he didn’t want to touch a dude who just touched a severed foreskin. Still, it’s Moses’ son who’s the real victim here. (Exodus 4:24-26)

5) Committing So Much Genocide

God has killed so many people, you guys. Okay, I mean technically, God has killed everyone if you subscribe to Judeo-Christian thought, but I’m not talking about indirect methods, I’m talking about God murdering countless people in horrible ways simply because he’s pissed off. God drowning every single person on the planet besides Noah and his family is pretty well known, but he also helped the Israelites murder everyone in Jericho, Heshbon, Bashan and many more, usually killing women, children and animals at the same time. Hell, God once helped some Israelites kill 500,000 other Israelites. God’s crazy.

6) Ordering His Underlings to Kill Their Own Children

God is obviously good at big picture dickishness, but he also took the time to be a dick on a more personal level. Abraham was another devout man God decided to fuck with, apparently because he knew he could. God ordered him to sacrifice his son to God (God was a fan of human sacrifice at the time). We know Abraham loved his son, so he was probably kind of upset with this, but hey, God’s God. So Abraham tricked his unsuspecting son up a mountain onto a sacrificial altar and prepared to murder him. This story actually has a happy ending, in that right before Abraham drove a knife into his son’s throat, God yelled “Psych!” and told him it was only a test. And then Abraham received some blessings after that for being willing to kill his own child at God’s whim. And all it took was the dread of being forced to kill his own child on behalf of his angry deity and, presumably, a shit-ton of awkward family dinners for the rest of his life. Abraham got off better than Jephthah, who had to follow through with murdering his daughter (burning her alive, specifically) in order to get on God’s good side before battling the Ammonites. (Genesis 22:1-12)

7) Killing Egyptian Babies

Let’s be completely up front: The Egyptians and the Jews did not get along. According to the Bible, the Egyptians enslaved the Jews, but the Jews had God on their side, if you kind of ignore God letting his people be enslaved in the first place. Rather getting his worshippers the hell out of there, God wanted to show those damned Egyptians what for, releasing 10 plagues that began with turning the river Nile into pure blood, and ending with the slaughter of the first-born of every single Egyptian man and animal. Now, I suppose it’s possible that some, or even most of these first-borns were adults who were shitty to the Israelites. But some of them were babies who didn’t even have the time to persecute the Jews yet. And what the hell did the animals do to the Jews to get caught up in this nightmare? You realize there were cats in Egypt, right? Cats who had first-borns? God killed kittens. (Numbers 16:41-49)

8) Killing a Dude for Not Making More Babies

So you’re a dude named Onan and you have a brother named Er. God does not care for Er, and kills him. Standard God operating procedure. Then things gets weird. Onan’s dad orders Onan to have sex with Er’s wife — not marry, by the way, just have sex with. This is actually pretty awkward for Onan, sleeping with his sister-in-law, and rather than give her any more kids (she had two with Er already) he pulls out. God is so infuriated that Onan did not fuck his sister-in-law to completion that he kills him, too. Now, you could argue that God demands that intercourse be used specifically for procreation, but given how much God loves killing babies and children, I don’t think his motives here are exceptionally pure. (Genesis 38:1-10)

9) Helping Samson Murder People to Pay Off a Bet

More evidence that God is possibly a low-level mobster: When his pal Samson got married, he was given 30 friends, and he posed them (a completely insane) riddle. Then he made a bet that if they could solve it in a week, Samson would give them all new clothes, but if they couldn’t they would give Samson 30 pairs of new clothes. Well, Samson’s wife wheedled the answer out of him and then told these dudes, at which point an angry Samson had to pay up. And here’s where God comes in — literally, into Samson, giving him the power to murder 30 random people for their clothes. Only a true friend would help you commit mass murder to settle a completely stupid bet. (Judges 14:1-19)

10) Trying to Wrestle a Guy, Cheating, and Still Losing

And here’s more evidence that God is a drunk maniac: Jacob was traveling with his two wives, his 11 kids, and all his earthly possessions and had sent them across a river. At that moment, a guy essentially leapt out of the bushes and started wrestling. It’s God! They wrestle all night, and God cannot beat Jacob, so he uses his magic God powers to wrench Jacob’s hip out of its socket. But Jacob still won’t let him out of a headlock until God blesses him, because Jacob has figured out who this bizarre man is. God blesses him and wanders off, presumably to go get in a bar fight somewhere. (Genesis 32: 22-31)

11) Killing People for Complaining About God Killing Them

To be fair, after God freed the Israelites from Egyptian slavery, they were extraordinarily bitchy about not instantly being in a land of milk and honey. It got so bad that God was ready to kill all of them and let Moses start the Jews over, although Moses managed to talk him out of it. But one of their more sensible complaints was that Moses was lording himself over the rest of them, which was probably true, seeing as God had given him the 10 Commandments and all that. So Moses summoned the three tribal elders who had made the complaint to a Monday morning staff meeting, but two of them didn’t come. Neither Moses nor God cared for that, and God opened up the grounds beneath their people’s tents, killing both tribes (God also set fire to 250 Israelite princes who’d made the same complaint). Having been well admonished that Moses was putting himself above the rest of the people with God’s permission, a number of surviving Israelites were kind of pissed that Moses and God had killed so many of their fellow people to prove a point. God responded by killing another 14,700 of them with a plague. The complaints stopped. (Numbers 16:1-49)

12) Everything He Did to Job

Oh, Job. Other than a shit-ton of babies, no one had it worse in the Bible than Job, who was a righteous, good-hearted man who believed in God with every fiber in his being — which is when God decides to see how miserable he can make this dude before he gets upset. Note: This is a result of a bet between God and Satan. Also note: The bet is God’s idea. He’s literally just hanging out with Satan — which is kinda weird when you think about it — when he started bragging about how awesome Job is. Satan points out that Job’s pretty blessed — he’s rich, he’s got a lot of kids, etc., and he probably wouldn’t be quite so thrilled with God if he didn’t have that stuff. God downs his bourbon, presumably, and tells Satan he can mess with Job all he wants. Satan does. He kills all of Job’s children and animals, burns down his house, destroys his wealth, and then covers him in boils. Job doesn’t curse God, but he does wish he’d never been born (literally) and begs God to kill him, but no dice. This lasts a long time until finally Job wonders why a just God would be so cruel. This is when God pops up and basically tells him, “Shut up, I don’t have to explain anything to you.” Job, having finally done something wrong, pleads for mercy, and God eventually gives him back animals and children — new ones, because the old ones are still dead. Because of a bet. That God made with Satan.

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Nobody Came Close to Mike

April 4th, 2017 by Michael Tabor

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Before the Buster Douglas loss, nobody in the history of boxing was ever so dominant than Mike Tyson. He had it all – devastating power, speed, finesse…. In my opinion Evander Hollyfield would never have gotten past the 2nd round in Mike’s prime. Too bad he threw it away.

But P.S.- Mike Tyson is now a gentle, soft-spoken, self-deprecating vegan. See – everyone can change!!!

 

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A Nefarious Advanced Civilization Having Fun With its Toy

April 3rd, 2017 by Michael Tabor

 

I’ve been writing and talking about Simulation theory for years now. Phillip K. Dick talked about it in 1977 & people thought he was a crank. Now most mainstream scholars are all but convinced that we’re indeed living in a simulation. Why I personally believe in the simulation hypothesis is “The Problem of Evil” in other words I cannot fathom a benevolent God that would allow all the horror in the world.I can, however, certainly imagine man or an advanced civilization that is ruthlessly EVIL. SCARY !

 

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